Script VO du one-shot Une drôle d'histoire en allant voir le marteau de Thor. - Inscris-toi gratuitement et surfe sans pub !
On the way to New Mexico, Coulson will stop at a gas station.
GAS STATION
Coulson is refueled and then goes into the store. He looks different donuts when the door opens.
ROBBER 1: Hands up ! Don't move or I'll blow your head off. Who else is here? Who owns that car outside?
COULSON: I do.
The second robber points his gun on Coulson.
COULSON: But it's really more like a lease...
ROBBER 1: Toss the keys over here.
COULSON: Okay.
ROBBER 1: Come on!
COULSON: Okay.
He throws his keys to them.
ROBBER 2: Empty the cash register. Start filling this bag. Cigarettes, pack…
COULSON: Excuse me. I also have this gun, you'll probably be needing that.
ROBBER 1: Put it down! Put it down !
ROBBER 2: Put it down! Right now !
COULSON: Okay, don't want any trouble.
ROBBER 2: Toss the piece over here then.
COULSON: I prefer not to throw it and risk the gun accidently going off... Maybe I could slide it over?
ROBBER 2: Yes, slide it over to my feet, don't try anything funny.
COULSON: Okay. I'm just gonna move over to this aisle, and I slide it over to you… Okay.
He throws his weapon. The robber number 2 down to take him. Coulson catches a flour package and launches it on the other robber then stuns them.
COULSON: Sorry for the mess.
He put both donuts package on the counter and pays.
COULSON: I couldn't decide. Keep the change.
STORE CLERK: Wait ! What should I tell the police?
COULSON: Tell the those Tae-Bo tapes really paid off.
He goes.
Ecrit par Albi2302.
